- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to itch your teeth

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to see through glass

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power of women's rights.

Pointless Super Powers