- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to read your own mind!

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to have no superpower

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The ability to die on command.

Pointless Super Powers