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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to believe it's not butter

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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