The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to get sick

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!