The power to be half invisible

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!