The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to not be funny

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power of trolling your self

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!