The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to be dead

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to like this post

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to die at will

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be a walrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!