The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!