- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The ability to make your heart teleport.

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

The power to never have fun...never.

The power to dream about being asleep.

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

Pointless Super Powers