The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Acid tears.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!