The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to melt your bones

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!