- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The ability to create pointless super powers

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to shrink boobs

the power to read your own thoughts

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

the power to control urine

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to float without gravity.

Pointless Super Powers