The power to be born again

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Super-slowness

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Being alive (until you die).

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!