The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!