The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!