- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to talk to bacteria

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

the power to change people socks on command

the power to make glass clear

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to relive the least important moments in history

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to fart at will.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

the power to die at will

The power to touch your toes

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

Pointless Super Powers