- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to display emotions at will

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to kill yourself

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to do reverse moonwalk

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to melt your bones

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

Pointless Super Powers