- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

the power to eat people :D

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to have diarrhea at any time

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of fart helium

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to murder rocks.

The ability to know when men have erections

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power of night-blindness.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers