The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Dejavu

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!