The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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lol

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!