The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!