the power to read your own mind

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to remember th...

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to rule North Korea

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!