the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to be a human

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to never orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!