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like this if your name is jack
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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.
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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.
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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.
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The power to believe it's not butter
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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.
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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.
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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.
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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.
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sdrawkcab epyt ot rewep eht
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The power to be 13% bullet proof.
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The power to move through time at the speed of time.
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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.
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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.
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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.
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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.
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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.
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The power to smell the future
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The power to slightly moisten objects.
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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.
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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon
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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.
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The power to turn gold into silver.
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the power of shitting bricks
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!