The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power of fart helium

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!