- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to die

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

Pointless Super Powers