the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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blindness

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!