The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!