- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to make things invisible...to you.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to cum out of your finger tips

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

Pointless Super Powers