The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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make youself dumb

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!