The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!