the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!