The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to be a woman

the ability to tell time without a watch

the power to spell words wrong

The power to kill yourself

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to see through windows!

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The power to ejaculate napalm

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!