The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!