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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk
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The power to be a woman
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the ability to tell time without a watch
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the power to spell words wrong
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The power to kill yourself
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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.
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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!
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the power to have an organsim when your a boy
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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land
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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly
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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.
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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...
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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine
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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....
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The power to kill yourself at will
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The power to see through windows!
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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath
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The power to wink with both eyes
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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The power to ejaculate napalm
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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name
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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.
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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will
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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!