thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

Nipple Radar.

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The power to glow in the dark

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!