- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to wet yourself at will.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to have night vision during the day.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

Pointless Super Powers