The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!