The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!