The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to die.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to die on the spot

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!