The ability to see into the present.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!