Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to understand irony.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!