The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!