The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!