The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to rot food at will.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!