the power to write only the letter R

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to die at will.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!