The power to only be able to eat poop

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to peak braille

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!