The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to poo.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!