The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to be heard in space

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to die when you are happy

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!