The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!