The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to not have power

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!