The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Grow a new beard every day

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!