The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!