The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to predict the past.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!