The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to commit suicide.

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Meatvision.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!