The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to get raped at will

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!