The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to read the TV

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to die on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!