the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to become black!

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to hovertate

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!