The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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the power die if you think.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to shit on command.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!