The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to sleep

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to be super jewish

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!