The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to write a country song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!