The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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to make asians smart

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!