The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!