the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to wish you had a power

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to see through air

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to become powerless

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!