The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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solar powered night-vision

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to die

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power of christ ;)

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!