the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!