- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to sharpen a pen

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

Pointless Super Powers