The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!