the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to fart methane.

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!