The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!