The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!