the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to be half invisible

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to like any show

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!