The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to dance in the dark

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The pewer to maek typos.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!