To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to be stupid

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to read this.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!