The ability to like this post

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Facebook.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The Power of cheese

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!