The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to piss people off.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to divide by 0

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The power of night-blindness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!