The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to turn cake into pie

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be a snail

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to die on command

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!