the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to see through glass

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!