The power to be black.

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the ability to become black.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The Power of double posting.

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to piss people off.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!