The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to breathe

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to silence explosions.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!