Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to have a power

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!