the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

Retractable Teeth

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!