The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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Taekwondo

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to look TV

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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vomitspit

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!