The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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Everything Hawkeye does

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!