The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!