The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to be a woman

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!