The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!