The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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vomitspit

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to troll yourself

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!