The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to see through thin air

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to pee poop

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to have no powers

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to have an ability.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!