The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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the power die if you think.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to shit on command.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!