Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to predict the past.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!