The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power of love

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to eat three times a day.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!