The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to read this sentence

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!