the power to

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Acid pee

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to be an idiot.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to sleep during day

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!