the power to fly indoors

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The power to time travel to the present.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!