the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to not Waste time

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!