The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to not exist.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have no power.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to die

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!