the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to attract black people.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to die in one second

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!