the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!