The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to become yourself

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to rule North Korea

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!