The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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power to breathe

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!