The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to bleed

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to become yourself

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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blindness

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!