The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!