The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!