The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!