The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to freeze ice

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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Being Yianni.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!