The power of walking on land

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to see into one's own past.

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to see through windows.

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to be black.

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the ability to become black.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!