The power to bleed

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to become pointless

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!