The ability to change your weight

the power to die on the spot

The power to like any show

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

the power to fail at everything you

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

The power to freeze ice

the power to turn into a piece of paper

Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

Being Yianni.

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!