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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.
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the power to sleep through a prison rape
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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures
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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.
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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.
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The power to sleep for one thousand years
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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.
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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).
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The power to accept the terms and conditions
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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.
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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.
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Going through obejects but cant move
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the power to not have power
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The power to break your Nokia phone.
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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!
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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand
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the power to run windows on a mac computer
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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.
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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century
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the power to know black lives do NOT matter
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The power to die
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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.
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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.
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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!