the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the ability to burn in hell

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to eat edible things.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!