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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.
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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.
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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.
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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.
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the power to walk halfway through a wall
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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it
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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.
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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness
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the power of superspeed but only backwards
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The power to be a dick.
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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.
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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.
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the power to youtube poop
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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will
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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead
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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger
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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.
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The power to die at will.
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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past
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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public
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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.
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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.
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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full
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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!