The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to make pigs fly.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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Warm vision

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to become pointless

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!