The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The Power of double posting.

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to piss people off.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!