The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to dickfart.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!