The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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X ray vision on chairs

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power of being pointless

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!