The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to dance really well

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to poop pee

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!