the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to watch tv

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to go to hell

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!