The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to think with your mind only

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to command belgium's military

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!