The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to get in the van

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!