the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!