to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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to be bradley

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!