The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to not have a power.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to be phone

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!