Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to be yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to eat food when hungry

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!