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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.
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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!
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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot
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the ability to fly underwater.
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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.
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The power to tolerate rap music.
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The power to pee a few times every day.
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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.
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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...
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The power to taste the food you deficate
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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache
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The ability to sweat caramel
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The ability to see through glass
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The power to not Waste time
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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!
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The power to change your emotions at will
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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes
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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.
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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.
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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.
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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.
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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one
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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!