the abillity to fart at will

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!