The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Melting

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to write about power.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!