The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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to make asians smart

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to fail

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to not have power

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power of love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!